Today's Lesson

toshi-riku:

I mean he is created for mischief lol

(via arcane-the-sage)

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: Oryx

After the incident involving a certain mystical hammer, S.H.I.E.L.D will no longer be permitting piñatas at any of its parties.

Thor Odinson sends his deepest regrets.]

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: artninja-mcrockviking

Thor Odinson respects me due to my leadership skills, not because I am a “Cyclops like his All-Pops.”]

I’ve always wondered…

memosfromfury:

[The person or persons responsible for leaving the book “All My Friends Are Dead” in Capt. Rogers’s locker as a ‘present’ is going to be SEVERELY PUNISHED.]

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: muffinthemighty

Agent Barton and Mr. Stark will refrain from implying that terminated SHIELD employees are actually “repurposed” as ingredients for the Wednesday meatloaf special. It is untrue and bad for morale.]

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: spatialwarp

Mr. Banner and Mr. Stark are reminded that miniature black holes are not acceptable substitutes for the bowling balls in the helicarrier’s recreational area.]