halphillips:

makes me happy

Sadly, not as effective a line as one would hope. Even tho it my case it is the truth.

bluelightseven:

neil-gaiman:

alreadypre-knownknowledge:

So I made this because of this.

Feel free to use if you are planning on seducing a writer. Or writer-like person. Or anyone, really.

I thought, I wonder if anyone’s made one, yet. So I looked, and there it was. I love it when things move at the speed of internet.

The internet is a magical place, inhabited by wizards.

(Source: 221bravo)

Things were so much simpler back then. *sigh*

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Nerd base

(via journeyers-scrapbook)

withersoever:

DAY NINE- FAVORITE ROMANCE

This will probably get every person ever on my back, but I have a confession to make: I like Oz/Willow better than Willow/Tara.  Crazy, I know, but hear me out.  Because when I was young, the guy I dreamed up as the perfect boyfriend looked and acted just like Oz.  Mind you, this was before I even saw Buffy.  And If Oz had hung around, I probably would have hated him, but to this day I have a hard time watching the episode where he leaves.

Willow and Tara are great, and as her own person, I like Tara more than Oz, but there was something about Willow and Oz as a unit that made me root for them.  Oz pulled Willow out of her shell in so many ways, and he was just so darn sweet.  There are other relationships that I like better than Willow/Oz, but the question isn’t about relationships, it’s about romance, and their romance is superb.  I’m sorry, but you could never say Buffy and Spike were that romantic, or Xander and Anya, which are probably my other favorite couples.

Sigh.  Whatever happened to sensitive, guitar playing guys who buy you a witch shaped pez dispenser?

(via journeyers-scrapbook)

morerakethanho:

shiftedsoul:

reflectsthemadnesswithin:

justacrossthecourtyard:

tookawaii4yooh:

saranghaes2:

ghostfacekilluh:

damnedzombie:

THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

love♥^

LOL!

LOOOOL.

Hardest I’ve laughed all day.

I will always reblog this. It’s so awesome. 

oh my fucking god

ykinmk

See, that’s fucking romance.

(via tessaracked)